Gary Van Meowski Renames Dog Jog 2015 in Favor of Cats

Gary renames Dogjog

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

From the desk of Gary Van Meowski

June 10, 2015

CALGARY, AB – CALGARY HUMANE SOCIETY RENAMES DOG JOG 2015

In response to overwhelming support of the Catwalk 2015 campaign, spearheaded by the irreplaceable Gary Van Meowski, Official CHS office cat, premiere advice columnist and feline extraordinaire, Calgary Humane Society has elected to rename Dog

Jog 2015 and replace the event with Catwalk 2015.

This decision follows weeks of careful deliberation and Calgary Humane Society officials state that they believe the change will be positive.

“Let’s face it, dogs drool,” says Sage,the new communications manager, in response to the decision. “It’s time for more cats and less fleas.”

Anyone who was planning to be at Dog Jog 2015 is encouraged to wear a cat shirt instead. Or cat shoes. Whatever. Wear something with a cat on it.

All dogs will be immediately removed from the park.

Calgary Humane Society would like to extend their heartfelt gratitude to Mr. Gary Van Meowski who helped us to see the light and make this progressive change for the future.

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